Talk:M249/@comment-33621007-20181205020016/@comment-37711827-20181205060218

Ouch.

I remember my first win. I was running around with an ax and found the Storm Bunker. There was a guy in there with an M416. He, for some reason, was firing semi-automatically, so I killed him with my ax. He also left the Hatchet Crate as well (probably a narb). I opened it and got the M249. I come out in full view of everyone else. They hold a 30-second truce to kill me. I run and hide to heal with a single soda. Everyone else dies at the hands of another. The 2nd-place guy stood in front of me and uses his pills and sodas. Then he goes into the red zone (narb). I walk out and start shooting. 2 seconds later...

Winner Winner Chicken Dinner!